Chapter One Literary Awards
On an annual basis, the members of Chapter One gather to honor the literature that we have enjoyed during the past year. In the spirit of good fun, the Chapter One Literary Awards, or the Onesies, are bestowed upon the books, characters, and authors for which members have voted. Listed below are the lucky winners of Onesies thus far in the group's history.
2022 CHAPTER ONE LITERARY AWARDS
Selection of the Year
The House in the Cerulean Sea by T.J. Klune
Chapter One Honor Books
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers by J.R.R. Tolkien
Brother Odd by Dean Koontz
Best Story
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Best Writing
J.R.R. Tolkien (The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers)
Best Non-Fiction or Poetry Selection
Fuzz: When Nature Breaks the Law by Mary Roach
Best Male Protagonist
Odd Thomas (Odd Thomas / Brother Odd)
Best Female Protagonist
Tita de la Garza (Like Water for Chocolate)
Best Supporting Male Character
Gollum (The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers)
Best Supporting Female Character
Talia (The House in the Cerulean Sea)
Best Antagonist
Captain Ahab (Moby-Dick)
Best Narrator
Odd Thomas (Odd Thomas / Brother Odd)
Best Opening Line
Call me Ishmael. (Moby-Dick)
Best Literary Insult
“You rascals, you woolly-footed and wool-pated truants!” (The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers)
2021 CHAPTER ONE LITERARY AWARDS
Selection of the Year
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring by J.R.R. Tolkien
Chapter One Honor Books
The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller
Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir
Best Story
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Best Writing
Toni Morrison (The Bluest Eye)
Best Non-Fiction or Poetry Selection
Crying in H Mart by Michelle Zauner
Best Male Protagonist
Patroclus (The Song of Achilles)
Best Female Protagonist (Tie)
Claudia MacTeer (The Bluest Eye)
Beth Harmon (The Queen’s Gambit)
Best Supporting Male Character
Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
Best Supporting Female Character
Thetis (The Song of Achilles)
Best Antagonist
The Nazgûl (The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring)
Best Narrator
Patroclus (The Song of Achilles)
Best Opening Line
When I was very young and the urge to be somplace else was on me, I was assured by mature people that maturity would cure this itch. (Travels with Charley: In Search of America)
Best Literary Insult
“You've always been a cold, calculating son of a bitch - that's why they all called you the Android.” (TekWar)
Best Featured Short Story
Galatea by Madeline Miller
Best Featured Poem
Her Strong Enchantments Failing by A.E. Housman
2020 CHAPTER ONE LITERARY AWARDS
Selection of the Year
Life Among the Savages by Shirley Jackson
Chapter One Honor Books
The Tombs of Atuan by Ursula K. Le Guin
Beloved by Toni Morrison
Best Story
The Snow Child
Best Writing
Shirley Jackson (Life Among the Savages)
Best Non-Fiction or Poetry Selection
Future Shock by Alvin Toffler
Best Male Protagonist
Jaswinder Bhattacharya (Salvation Day)
Best Female Protagonist
Aunt Lydia (The Testaments)
Best Supporting Male Character
Ged (The Tombs of Atuan)
Best Supporting Female Character
Beloved (Beloved)
Best Antagonist
Chet Ondowsky (If It Bleeds)
Best Narrator
Shirley Jackson (Life Among the Savages)
Best Opening Line
Only dead people are allowed to have statues, but I have been given one while still alive. Already I am petrified. (The Testaments)
Best Literary Insult
Others, inspired by Heaven knows what intemperate madness, called Sir William to his face a damnable humbug. (Mrs Dalloway)
Best Featured Short Story
The Cartographer Wasps and the Anarchist Bees by E. Lily Yu
Best Featured Poem
The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock by T.S. Eliot
2019 CHAPTER ONE LITERARY AWARDS
Selection of the Year
A Wizard of Earthsea by Ursula K. Le Guin
Chapter One Honor Books
The Devil All the Time by Donald Ray Pollock
Their Eyes Were Watching God by Zora Neale Hurston
Best Story
A Wizard of Earthsea
Best Writing
Donald Ray Pollock (The Devil All the Time)
Best Non-Fiction or Poetry Selection
Ogura Hyakunin Isshu by Various Authors, compiled by Fujiwara no Teika
Best Male Protagonist
Ged/Sparrowhawk (A Wizard of Earthsea)
Best Female Protagonist
Janie Crawford (Their Eyes Were Watching God)
Best Supporting Male Character
Father Merrin (The Exorcist)
Best Supporting Female Character
Kiche (White Fang)
Best Antagonist
Captain Howdy/Pazuzu (The Exorcist)
Best Narrator
Michelle McNamara (I’ll Be Gone in the Dark)
Best Opening Line
Ships at a distance have every man’s wish on board. (Their Eyes Were Watching God)
Best Literary Insult
“Now put his cock in his hands!” (The Exorcist)
Best Featured Short Story
The Rule of Names by Ursula K. Le Guin
Best Featured Poem
The Second Coming by William Butler Yeats
2018 CHAPTER ONE LITERARY AWARDS
Selection of the Year
Alias Grace by Margaret Atwood
Chapter One Honor Books
Vacationland: True Stories from Painful Beaches by John Hodgman
Leviathan Wakes by James S.A. Corey
Best Story
Alias Grace
Best Writing
Margaret Atwood (Alias Grace)
Best Non-Fiction Selection
Broad Strokes: 15 Women Who Made Art and Made History (in That Order) by Bridget Quinn
Best Male Protagonist
Rick Deckard (Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?)
Best Female Protagonist
Grace Marks (Alias Grace)
Best Supporting Male Character
Speaker-to-Animals (Ringworld)
Best Supporting Female Character
Naomi Nagata (Leviathan Wakes)
Best Antagonist
John Thorpe (Northanger Abbey)
Best Narrator
John Hodgman (Vacationland)
Best Opening Line
Here is the first thing I think you should know: Art can be dangerous, even when decorous. (Broad Strokes)
Best Literary Insult
“One of those no-neck monsters hit me with a hot buttered biscuit so I have t’change!” (Cat on a Hot Tin Roof)
Best Featured Short Story
The Truth is a Cave in the Black Mountains by Neil Gaiman
Best Featured Poem
The Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
2017 CHAPTER ONE LITERARY AWARDS
Selection of the Year
Planet of the Apes by Pierre Boulle
Chapter One Honor Books
The Glass Castle by Jeanette Walls
No Country for Old Men by Cormac McCarthy
Best Story
Planet of the Apes
Best Writing
Cormac McCarthy (No Country for Old Men)
Best Non-Fiction Selection (Tie)
The Glass Castle by Jeanette Walls
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
Best Male Protagonist
Geralt of Rivia (Blood of Elves)
Best Female Protagonist
Anne Shirley (Anne of Green Gables)
Best Supporting Male Character
Dandelion (Blood of Elves)
Best Supporting Female Character
Zira (Planet of the Apes)
Best Antagonist
Anton Chigurh (No Country for Old Men)
Best Narrator
Christopher John Francis Boone (The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time)
Best Opening Line
Before the beginning there was nothing - no earth, no heavens, no stars, no sky; only the mist world, formless and shapeless, and the fire world, always burning. (Norse Mythology)
Best Literary Insult
“That child would stumble over the pattern in a rug.” (I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings)
Best Featured Short Story
The Witcher by Andrzej Sapkowski
Best Featured Poem
A Supermarket in California by Allen Ginsberg
2016 CHAPTER ONE LITERARY AWARDS
Selection of the Year
The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. Le Guin
Chapter One Honor Books
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms by George R.R. Martin
V for Vendetta by Alan Moore & David Lloyd
Best Story (Tie)
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
The Left Hand of Darkness
Best Writing (Tie)
George R.R. Martin (A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms)
Lewis Carroll (Alice's Adventures in Wonderland / Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There)
Ursula K. Le Guin (The Left Hand of Darkness)
Best Non-Fiction or Poetry Selection
Red Velvet Underground: A Rock Memoir, with Recipes by Freda Love Smith
Best Male Protagonist or Subject
Dunk, a.k.a. Ser Duncan the Tall (A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms)
Best Female Protagonist or Subject
Wonder Woman (The Secret History of Wonder Woman)
Best Supporting Male Character
Aegon Targaryen, a.k.a. Egg (A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms)
Best Supporting Female Character
Phoebe Caulfield (The Catcher in the Rye)
Best Antagonist
Velociraptor (Jurassic Park)
Best Narrator or Poet (Tie)
Genly Ai (The Left Hand of Darkness)
Holden Caulfield (The Catcher in the Rye)
Best Opening Line
The spring rains had softened the ground, so Dunk had no trouble digging the grave. (A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms)
Best Literary Insult
“I don't even think the bastard had a handkerchief, if you want to know the truth.” (The Catcher in the Rye)
Best Featured Short Story
The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas by Ursula K. Le Guin
Best Featured Poem (Tie)
Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll
The Waste Land by T.S. Eliot
2015 CHAPTER ONE LITERARY AWARDS
Selection of the Year
Stardust by Neil Gaiman
Chapter One Honor Books
Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro
The Martian by Andy Weir
Best Story
Stardust
Best Writing
Neil Gaiman (Stardust)
Best Male Protagonist
Mark Watney (The Martian)
Best Female Protagonist
Kathy H. (Never Let Me Go)
Best Supporting Male Character (Tie)
Charles Wallace (A Wrinkle in Time)
Zaphod Bebblebrox (The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy)
Best Supporting Female Character
Ruth (Never Let Me Go)
Best Antagonist
Ted Bundy (The Stranger Beside Me)
Best Narrator
Kathy H. (Never Let Me Go)
Best Opening Line (Tie)
It was a dark and stormy night. (A Wrinkle in Time)
I’m pretty much fucked. (The Martian)
Best Literary Insult
“Aunty,” she said, cordially, “why don’t you go pee in your hat?” (Go Set a Watchman)
2014 CHAPTER ONE LITERARY AWARDS
Selection of the Year
A Canticle for Leibowitz by Walter M. Miller, Jr.
Chapter One Honor Books
Redwall by Brian Jacques
Blood Meridian; or, The Evening Redness in the West by Cormac McCarthy
Best Story (Tie)
The Once and Future King
Dracula
Redwall
Best Writing (Tie)
Cormac McCarthy (Blood Meridian)
Bram Stoker (Dracula)
Best Male Protagonist
Harry Dresden (Storm Front)
Best Female Protagonist (Tie)
Krystal Weedon (The Casual Vacancy)
Mina Murray (Dracula)
Best Supporting Male Character (Tie)
Merlyn (The Once and Future King)
Bob the Skull (Storm Front)
Best Supporting Female Character
Sam (The Perks of Being a Wallflower)
Best Antagonist
Count Dracula (Dracula)
Best Narrator
Ralph Parker (In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash)
Best Opening Line
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect. (The Metamorphosis)
Best Literary Insult
“A lot of brainless unicorns swaggering about and calling themselves educated just because they can push each other off a horse with a bit of a stick! It makes me tired.” (The Once and Future King)
2013 CHAPTER ONE LITERARY AWARDS
Selection of the Year
The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway
Chapter One Honor Books
The Ocean at the End of the Lane by Neil Gaiman
House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski
Best Story
The Old Man and the Sea
Best Writing
Ernest Hemingway (The Old Man and the Sea)
Best Male Protagonist
Unnamed Narrator (The Ocean at the End of the Lane)
Best Female Protagonist
Dagny Taggert (Atlas Shrugged)
Best Supporting Male Character (Tie)
Manolin (The Old Man and the Sea)
Henry Rearden (Atlas Shrugged)
Bigwig (Watership Down)
Best Supporting Female Character
Lettie Hempstock (The Ocean at the End of the Lane)
Best Antagonist
The House (House of Leaves)
Best Narrator
Unnamed Narrator (The Ocean at the End of the Lane)
Best Opening Line
He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without taking a fish. (The Old Man and the Sea)
Best Literary Insult
“Don’t be a pest, Bernard! What an anemic!” (Death of a Salesman)
2012 CHAPTER ONE LITERARY AWARDS
Selection of the Year
The Help by Kathryn Stockett
Chapter One Honor Books
Jaws by Peter Benchley
The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
Best Story
The Help
Best Writing
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (The Hound of the Baskervilles)
Best Male Protagonist
Sherlock Holmes (The Hound of the Baskervilles)
Best Female Protagonist
Aibileen Clark (The Help)
Best Supporting Male Character
Quint (Jaws)
Best Supporting Female Character
Celia Foote (The Help)
Best Antagonist
Hilly Holbrook (The Help)
Best Narrator
Dr. John Watson (The Hound of the Baskervilles)
Best Film or Stage Adaptation
Jaws (1975, Steven Spielberg)
Best Literary Insult (Tie)
“For Two-Slice Hilly” (The Help)
“They say he doesn’t like Obstacle Golf.” (Brave New World)
“Do as she says, you wormfaced, crawling, sand-brained piece of lizard turd!” (Dune)
2011 CHAPTER ONE LITERARY AWARDS
Selection of the Year
A Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin
Chapter One Honor Books
The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood
Best Story
A Game of Thrones
Best Writing
George R.R. Martin (A Game of Thrones)
Best Male Protagonist
Eddard Stark (A Game of Thrones)
Best Female Protagonist
Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games)
Best Supporting Male Character (Tie)
Tyrion Lannister (A Game of Thrones)
Hassan (The Kite Runner)
Best Supporting Female Character
Three Witches, a.k.a. The Weird Sisters (Macbeth)
Best Antagonist
August Rosenbluth (Water for Elephants)
Best Narrator (Tie)
Jacob Jankowski (Water for Elephants)
Mary Katherine “Merricat” Blackwood (We Have Always Lived in the Castle)
Best Film or Stage Adaptation
Macbeth (as performed by the Cincinnati Shakespeare Company)
Best Literary Insult
“What a pied ninny’s this! Thou scurvy patch!” (The Tempest)
2010 CHAPTER ONE LITERARY AWARDS
Selection of the Year
The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman
Chapter One Honor Books
David Copperfield by Charles Dickens
A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens
Best Story
The Graveyard Book
Best Writing
Charles Dickens (A Tale of Two Cities, David Copperfield)
Best Male Protagonist
Nobody Owens (The Graveyard Book)
Best Female Protagonist
Elphaba (Wicked)
Best Supporting Male Character (Tie)
Silus (The Graveyard Book)
Sydney Carton (A Tale of Two Cities)
The Creature (Frankenstein)
Best Supporting Female Character (Tie)
Livia (I, Claudius)
Glinda (Wicked)
Miss Lupescu (The Graveyard Book)
Best Antagonist
The Man in Black (The Gunslinger)
Best Narrator
Dante (Inferno)
Best Film or Stage Adaptation
Wicked: The Musical
Best Literary Insult
“You might, from your appearance, be the wife of Lucifer.” (A Tale of Two Cities)
Best Featured Short Story
The Lottery by Shirley Jackson
Best Featured Poem
Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came by Robert Browning
2009 CHAPTER ONE LITERARY AWARDS
Selection of the Year
The Book Thief by Markus Zusak
Chapter One Honor Books
The Road by Cormac McCarthy
Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card
Best Story
The Book Thief
Best Writing
Markus Zusak (The Book Thief)
Best Male Protagonist (Tie)
Billy Pilgrim (Slaughterhouse-Five)
Ender Wiggin (Ender’s Game)
Best Female Protagonist
Liesel Meminger (The Book Thief)
Best Supporting Male Character
Hans Huberman (The Book Thief)
Best Supporting Female Character
Aunt Sissy (A Tree Grows in Brooklyn)
Best Antagonist
The Overlook Hotel (The Shining)
Best Narrator
Death (The Book Thief)
Best Film Adaptation
The Shining (1980, Stanley Kubrick)
Best Literary Insult
Fudging Crevasse-hole Dipshiitake (Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close)
Best Featured Short Story
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button by F. Scott Fitzgerald
Best Featured Poem
Because I could not stop for Death — by Emily Dickinson
2008 CHAPTER ONE LITERARY AWARDS
Selection of the Year
Life of Pi by Yann Martel
Chapter One Honor Books
The Hobbit; or, There and Back Again by J.R.R. Tolkien
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone by J.K. Rowling
Best Literary Insult
Big Wet Hen (To Kill a Mockingbird)
Best Featured Short Story
The Cask of Amontillado by Edgar Allan Poe
Best Featured Poem
Do not go gentle into that good night by Dylan Thomas